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3.31.2011

IT'S A BCS PIG ROAST

John Junker shaking hands with a pig.

Here we go again. Another reason why the BCS blows and why there should be a playoff system in place for D1 football. In case you haven’t heard, Fiesta Bowl president and CEO (why they need this in the first place is beyond me) John Junker was canned for excepting bribes. O, John Junker fue despedido.

I guess making over $600,000 for a month’s worth of work a year wasn’t enough to be a piece of shite. He had to except another $46,000+. What a crock. How many other BCS bowls are doing this? Probably all of them. Who’s willing to do an investigation? No one. They would be bribed by the bowls not to say anything so what’s the point.

I have never talked to anyone who has said “The BCS is the tops! Look at how much they’ve helped the game and the students who play.” Complete opposite. Nobody likes the system so why have it. And yet, there are still teams who can’t stick to their guns and fight with the majority to not have this crappy system. If you can’t beat them, join them; right Utah, right TCU, right BYU. At least Utah and TCU has more of a case then BYU does. Hey Cougar fan, have you been to a BCS game? How many times are you going to make to the Las Vegas Bowl? So, instead of trying to fight for a revolution in college football, BYU gives the middle finger to every conference (not saying anyone would want them anyway) and arrogantly takes on the rest of the nation on their own.

This whole thing is perfect timing too. I love how it came out at the tail end of one of the most exciting NCAA basketball tournaments in recent history. Just proves the point of a college playoff system is badly needed.

I ran a mock simulation of a 16 team playoff, using the top teams from last year’s final AP poll and our own Colorado State Rams as the #16 seed. Guess what happened? We played Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers in the first round and got crushed. Think about how sweet it would be for CSU to get smoked by a great team like that and not just the Nevada Wolf Pack. We can only dream. But as long as jokers like John Junker are in the picture, he’ll keep the gold and we’ll be green with envy.

3.24.2011

SPRING FOOTBALL IS HERE

CSU Team Photo in December of 2010
Ah! Spring football started today bright and early, 7:15 to be exact. Why am I showing our football team dressed up as babies wearing flower outfits? Because they played like a bunch of daisies at the end of year last season... or, they played like a bunch of poopy diaper wearing infants who like to dress up like flowers. I decided I haven't gone on a good rant for a while so lets start out the season on a blast.

 
What we’re looking forward to:
  • A more mature football team that gained experience by providing one of the most embarrassing years that I can remember. Hopefully they learn from the past two years.
  • The Rocky Mountain Showdown of course.
  • Mychal Sisson regulating.
  • Spiderman randomly show up in the student section of Hughes.
  • Pete going deep.
  • Never seeing the CSU Rams play BYU again. I’m glad to see that garbage out of the Mountain West. Good luck trying to match up with Notre Dame, even with your 28 year old players.
  • Leadership coming from young players at key positions. (Pete Thomas, Mike Orakpo, Lou Greenwood, etc.)
  • Fum’s Song. Everyone should know it and should be sung at every game and or bar.
  • Absolutely crushing Northern Colorado the second week of the season. Bloodbath.
  • Finally seeing the Rams make it to a Bowl game. Although, I wouldn’t bank it just yet.

 
Some things I’m NOT looking forward to:
  • The constant chant of “I’m proud to be a CSU Ram” coming from the student section. Didn’t I hear Northern Colorado chanting the same thing during their Big Sky basketball championship run, only replacing CSU Ram with UNC Bear?
  • The slop Natalie Meisler posts up on her Denver Post blog. For those of you who have never read her CSU “coverage,” don’t bother. I have yet to speak to one person who finds it informative.
  • Larry Kerr still on the sidelines.
  • T.J. Borcky lining up at QB in our stupid Wildcat formation.
  • Two yards and a cloud of dust from Raymond Carter.
  • Playing Boise State and TCU. Can you say throttled?
  • Fairchild’s job status updates. With our cupcake schedule, there shouldn’t be a problem. Anything less the 7-5, well, someone will be bebop and skat’n on out of here.
  • Nasty weather games in November.
  • Tony Drake getting no love. Give him the ball.
  • Finally, hearing almost every last fan referring to the Ram football team as “Rammies.” This is emasculating. Do I really have to explain this one again? Do you honestly want to call Weston Richburg a pansy to his face, because that’s exactly what you’re doing.

 
Let’s see how this spring works out. I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for a winning program here at Colorado State.

3.21.2011

COLORADO STATE ALUMNI IN THE NFL

Kory Sperry diving for a dudge. (Getty Images)
As we wait for the boys to start spring practice, we thought it would fun to go out and take a look at Rams that are currently in the NFL. Coach Kubiak of the Houston Texans must really like the Rams because there seems to be a lot on his roster.

79 Erik Pears  |  OT Buffalo Bills – 3rd String Tackle, has a chance to make the team due to experience (5 years), but unless there is an injury Pears doesn’t have a chance to contribute. Was signed as an undrafted Free Agent by the Denver Broncos in 2005 where he played a couple years. Also played for the Raiders for a brief stint. A three-year starter and two-time first team All-Mountain West Conference selection Pears played in 48 games with 40 starts for the Rams, including starts in each games in his final two seasons. Erik was selected to play in the East-West Shrine Game and the Gridiron Classic after earning first team all-conference accolades in 2004.He was a preseason Outland Trophy candidate entering his junior year in 2003, and was named first team All-MWC as a junior. He started 13 of 14 games as a sophomore. Pears received honorable mention All-MWC honor. Erik made three starts as a redshirt freshman in 2001, making first career start in win vs. Utah.

78 Tommie Hill  |  DE Oakland Raiders - Hill was signed as an undrafted free agent by the Giants in 2009 where he was quickly waived. He then played ball in the Canadian Football League for the BC Lions. He was just signed to a futures contract in January by the Raiders. He has a chance to make the team, but his chances are as good as me making Mila Kunis my baby’s momma. Here is an article on a big play he made in the preseason while with the New York football Giants, but that was the highlight of his career so far. CLICK HERE Here is Tommie’s college accolades as described by his Wikipedia page- In 2008 Hill was one of two defensive team captains, who finished his CSU career by earning New Mexico Bowl Defensive Player of the Game, started all 13 contests at his familiar right defensive end position and made 30 tackles (14 solo) and three sacks, five tackles for loss, two interceptions, two more passes broken up, one fumble recovery and a blocked kick. In 2007, as a junior, he played in all 12 games, starting nine, and established his career high with 47 tackles (26 solo); also had 5½ sacks and six tackles for loss, two pass breakups, one fumble recovery and two forced fumbles. As a sophomore he saw playing time in all 12 games, starting four and ended season with 3 sacks. In 2005 he finished the season with 13 tackles, three for losses, in 10 games, including the Poinsettia Bowl (Dec. 22). Redshirted as a true freshman in his first year of eligibility in 2004.

82 Kory Sperry  |  TE San Diego Chargers - Signed as an undrafted free agent by the Chargers in 2009. Is currently their 3rd string tight end. They use a lot of two tight end sets so he does see the field. He is a strong receiver at the tight end position. The Chargers having Antonio Gates on the Chargers does not help Kory very much. Should make the team, but that is not a given. Here is a bit of lazy journalism but the official CSU athletic website has enough Kory Sperry information about his outstanding collegiate career that they did my job for me. In fact, they give you a second by second account of every single game he participated in. Visits to the team physicians complete with physicians technique and what he ate for lunch before performing the surgery on his knee. Check it out: CLICK HERE

68 Clint Oldenburg  |  OT Washington Redskins - Was drafted in the 5th round of the draft by the New England Patriots, but then preceded to bounce around from the Patriots to the Jets, to the Rams, to the Broncos, and to the Vikings. He settled in with Mike Shanahan and the Redskins and then cut. He was signed again by the Redskins to give it the ol’ college try this year. Odds are against him. Clint started 10 games as a sophomore. In 2005 Clint started all 12 games. He also was named to the ESPN The Magazine’s all-district team. Clint was also on the Academic All Conference team, and was honorable mention all conference. Besides being really smart Oldenburg also was a pretty good player and was voted preseason all-MWC second team.

27 Gartrell Johnson  |  RB Atlanta Falcons - Gartrell was drafted by the San Diego Chargers in the fourth round in 2009. He was then cut and played the year with the New York Giants. He was then cut by the Giants and signed by Atlanta in September of 2010. He has a chance to make the team, but the Falcons have a talented backfield and he will have to play killer special teams to stay on the roster. Big Gartrellstarted 14 games combined his Sophomore and Junior seasons although he led the tem in rushing in both 2006 and 2007. In 2008 Gartrell was a first team all-MWC selection in 2008. He was also the Fum McGraw MVP, and the New Mexico Bowl offensive player of the game in CSU’s 40-35 victory over Fresno St. Gartrell destroyed Cecil Sapp’s CSU bowl record with 285 yards rushing on 27 carries.

12 Caleb Hanie  |  QB Chicago Bears - Everyone should remember Hanie coming into the NFC Championship game and quickly striking for 3 TD’s. Yeah, one was to the other team, but Hanie gave the Bears a chance until the end. He was their 3rd string QB, and is expected to be the 3rd string again this year. For some reason Mike Martz, the Bears offensive Coordinator does not feel comfortable having Hanie as the back up and said as much this offseason as he is looking for a back up for Cutler. Hanie will make the team, and the prediction here is that he will be the backup for Chicago by the end of the 2011 season.Here is Caleb’s Senior year page from the CSU athletic website: CLICK HERE I remember when Caleb Hanie was a freshman and played when Justin Holland was hurt. He looked impressive and was a physical specimen with his size and ability.

85 Joel Dreessen  |  TE/LS Houston Texans - Joel was drafted in the 6th round by the New York Jets in 2005. He has made his home with the Houston Texans where it seems Gary Kubiak is stockpiling all of Klint’s old buddies. He replaced the injured Owen Daniels and played very well. He caught 36 passes for 518 yards and 4 TD’s. He was so impressive I actually grabbed him for my Fantasy Football Team. But it was short lived due to Daniels coming back toward the end of the season. Joel is a solid back up that will make the team.Here is an overview of Joel’s career at CSU from a USA Today NFL Draft page: CLICK HERE Joel and Kory Sperry need to get in a dark alley and duke it out over who gets more love from the Ram Nation at the hybrid TE/H back position.

70 Cole Pemberton  |  T Houston Texans - Cole was an undrafted free agent by the Houston Texans last year. He had no stats and is not likely to make the team in 2011. I wanted to have a ton of comprehensive links to great things that Cole did in his legendary career at CSU, but the only relevant thing fans would care about is he allowed only 1 sack in all 2009, and was an honorable mention all conference selection. Apparently this was good enough for Gary Kubiak to keep him on his NFL roster.

71 Shelley Smith  |  G Houston Texans - Shelley was a 6th round draft pick by the Texans in 2010. He also has no stats. He is currently 3rd string, which means he needs to stand out in camp this year to make the team. Given the fact that Gary Kubiak has a man crush on Colorado State he might try to add him to the practice squad if he is waived. Was a second team all MWC his Junior year and a Preseason all-MWC his Senior year before an injury caused him to end the year as just an honorable mention. Which means this was impressive enough for Gary Kubiak to give Shelley a shot with the Texans.

65 Mike Brisiel  |  C Houston Texans - Mike was signed by the Houston Texans in 2006. Brisiel is a guard but listed as the back up Center. He threw a key block against the Dolphins to score Quarterback Matt Schaub for the decisive score on October 12th 2008. Brisiel is a key back up for the Texans on the line and should be on the team in 2011. How do I know this. Wikipedia performs magic. The magic disappears though when tracking down his college heroics. Brisiel was apparently an average joe, doing average things, with average flows because I cannot find anything about his college career. Apparently his NFL career is better than his college career.

72 Jesse Nading  |  DE Houston Texans - Jesse was signed as an undrafted Free Agent in 2008. He played a little in 2008 and made 6 tackles. He was on the practice squad in 2009, and was signed to a future contract in January of 2010 where he had 10 tackles and a sack. He is still on the team, and will fight to stay there this year. Jesse started all 12 games at defensive end in 2007, collecting 56 tackles (19 solo), 6½ tackles for loss, 3½ sacks, one INT, one pass breakup and three fumble recoveries and was Second-team All-Conference honors. In 2006 as a junior he started at defensive end in 11 of the team's 12 games and made 33 tackles (2 for a loss) ½ a sack and 2 passes broken up. In 2005 he was named honorable mention All-conference and finished season with 56 tackles, 11 tackles for loss and four sacks and one intercepted pass and a forced fumble.

89 David Anderson  |  WR Houston Texans- David was drafted in the 7th Round by the Texans in 2006. He was cut then signed 4 weeks later where he has remained ever since. He has recorded 81 receptions for 886 yards and 4 TD’s in his career. He is a solid special teamer as well as a receiver. He should be too valuable for Gary not to keep around. Anderson was listed as number one and two in season receptions with 86 in 2005 and 75 in 2003. Anderson was listed number two and three in receptions per game with 12 against Colorado in 2005 and 12 against BYU in 2004. Anderson was listed as number one, two and eight in total yards per season with 1,282 (2003), 1,221 (2005) and 940 (2004). Anderson was listed as number one and six in touchdown receptions per season with 10 (2003) and 8 (2005). Anderson was number two, five and ten on the all time list for receiving yards per game, second to Greg Primus with 256 yards against Hawaii in 1991, with 233 against Brigham Young University in 2004, 199 against Air Force in 2003 and 169 against Wyoming in 2005.Anderson was number one on the Rams all time receiving lists for career yards (3,634) and career receptions (223).

53 Clark Haggans  |  LB Arizona Cardinals - Clark is CSU’s all time leader in sacks with 33. Clark was drafted in the 5th round by the Pittsburgh Steelers in 2000. He became a starter in 2004, and won Super Bowl XL with the Steelers. He has 408 career tackles, 38.5 sacks and 1 interception. He was signed as a free agent by the Cardinals in 2008. Clark has been a solid starter and has had a stellar career.

55 Joey Porter  |  LB Arizona Cardinals - Joey was drafted in the third round by the Pittsburgh Steelers in 1999. Joey was a four time pro bowler, and was a second team all pro 3 times. He was a first team all pro in 2002. Joey was a super bowl XL champion with the Steelers, and was named to the all decade team for the 2000’s. To add a cherry on top and the accolade I am most impressed with. Joey was labeled the most intimidating player in the league by Sports Illustrated, and was a vocal leader for one of the best defenses of the decade. He also was ejected November 14th 2004 for getting into a pregame fistfight with the Cleveland Browns William Green. Joey Porter will always be considered the best pro athlete to come out of Colorado State on reputation alone. Porter started out as an H-back for CSU, but moved to end his Junior year. In just two seasons at end for the Rams, Porter notched 22 quarterback sacks, the fourth-highest career total in school history. In 1998, Porter tied the single-season school record with 15 sacks held by Brady Smith, who also went on to enjoy a long NFL career. Porter was named first-team all-conference as a senior in 1998, and played in the East-West Shrine and the Senior Bowl all-star games following his senior season. He was a second-team all-conference selection as a junior in 1997, when he played a critical role in the Rams' 11-2 season that included a conference championship and win over Missouri in the Holiday Bowl. The Rams concluded the season ranked 13th nationally, the highest end-of-season ranking in school history.

Who knows... maybe we'll see some of these guys in the UFL if the NFL doesn't get their act together.

3.04.2011

EARLY SEASON PREDICTIONS 2011

Given the 2011 schedule, let’s break it down and see what kind of end result we can get.

@ New Mexico 1-11 in 2010

Seeing how awful New Mexico really was in 2010, I would say Colorado State should win this game. No guarantees in this one though. New Mexico’s only win was against Wyoming who destroyed the Rams 44-0 in our final game last year. I wouldn’t put it past the Lobos if they gave us a good game but I give CSU the WIN in this one.

Northern Colorado 3-8 in 2010

Ah, our little sister who lives down the road from us. Honestly, I have been waiting for this game for a couple of years, for a couple of reasons. Number one, I had a lot of buddies go through that school so just to see their faces when absolutely annihilate them will be classic. Number two, I can’t wait to absolutely annihilate this DI-AA school. WIN, CSU.

Colorado 5-7 in 2010

Coming off a loss at last year’s Mile High Showdown, I think the Rams will be ready for their first rue test of the season. Having two games under their belt by this time will be key to their success against the Buffs. Hopefully after taking care of two high school district all-star teams, the Rams can gel to become a pretty good squad. I give the edge to CSU, barely, only because CU’s new coaching staff, where the game is on both teams schedules and I think the Rams are pissed this year.

@ Utah State 4-8 in 2010

Easily a trap game. Coming off a huge emotional win, a 3-0 record, now, playing on the road in uncharted territory, I think the Rams come away with a LOSS in this one. Utah State does have the mentality to upset teams. Look at the BYU game last year. The Aggies de-friended the Cougars on Facebook last year, 31-16.

San Jose State 1-12 in 2010

Couple of things. One win = Southern Utah, barely too. 16-11. The other thing, we play this one in Fort Collins. And you think the Rams won’t be fired up for this one after receiving their first loss? Yeah, Rams WIN, big.

Boise State 12-1 in 2010

Easy, Rams WIN. I mean lose. It will be a fun game to go to though. Hopefully they can play them tough like TCU last year at home. One thing the Rams gotta do that they didn’t do against the Horned Frogs, MOVE THE BALL!

@ UTEP 6-7 in 2010

This one is a toss up. It really depends how the Rams will be playing at this point. If they back track to the way they played in 2010, I give them a LOSS. UTEP really does have a pretty good team and this game has the potential of being a turning point for both teams in 2011. For the Rams, it will be good to see how they bounce back from a eminent loss to a ‘Power House’.

@ UNLV 2-11 in 2010

By this point of the season, CSU’s true identity will be shown. An almost unstoppable air attack, balanced with a steady running game, and a young but wiser defense. I still think UNLV has no chance for a win.

San Diego State 9-4 in 2010

Coming back to Fort Collins after two road games, at this point of the season 5-3, and the potential of a bowl bid, the Rams will be ready for this test… but so will the Aztecs. SDSU has an awesome offensive attack, being as young as they are, they are fairly experienced and will be an overwhelming task for the CSU defense. I would say the Aztecs win a thriller suffering the Rams their forth loss of the season.

@ TCU 13-0 in 2010


What can I say about this game. It’s hard to write that the Rams have no chance of a win in Fort Worth against a stout defense, and an offense that some how always comes out with a win leaving the fans wondering why TCU is so boring to watch. Oh yeah, they have a sweet defense. Rams lose.

Air Force 9-4 in 2010

Having a bowl game teetering on the edge for the Rams, I believe they come back home firing on all cylinders. I think they’ll wheel the ROTC cannon on to the sidelines of the Falcons, point it directly north so it’s face the entire bench, load it up a number of times with some blanks, fire it off, and keep firing it following them as they get on that bus to drive their sorry sacks south back to the Springs. Rams WIN and secure a bowl birth.

Wyoming 3-9 in 2010

By this point, the Rams will be so worked up that they’ll crush anyone who gets in their way, especially moronic Cowboys who just read in the headlines how CSU’s ROTC was launching artillery rounds at Air Force as their bus left Fort Collins. After losing last year 44-0, the Rams will have a little chip on their shoulder and will be ready to send Wyoming back to their ranch. Wyoming sucks. Rams WIN.

Final Prediction: 7-5 and a bowl birth
 

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